There is no stronger portent to the end of civilization than a blog about public restrooms. I will wear that mantle with the requisite shame. That said, what could be more fascinating than private behavior made public!? Who doesn't want to know what's going on behind closed doors?! And so, armed with only anecdotes and observations, I will attempt to lead you into the dark underworld of the public restroom. So come on in...the "vacant" sign is showing, the stall door is open...and the lid is up.